So I went to Target and found the water and then had a hankering for Milk Duds. I couldn't find any. I paid for the water then went over to Top Foods. While I was searching for the candy aisle, the thought popped in my head that maybe there was a reason I couldn't find it. I even thought, "Maybe that crown that always bugs me is going to break."
Finally found the Milk Duds. Ate a few, then drove back to the concert. I was sitting there watching them warm up and thought I'd pop a few more Milk Duds. This time they were crunchy. I pulled it out of my mouth and there was that crown that always bugs me mashed in with the Milk Duds. The top of it was in a perfect cap and there were also some pieces stuck in this glob too.
So I went to the bathroom. I was rinsing the Milk Dud off the crown, cut myself on the shard of tooth. So get this, I'm bleeding, rinsing my crown off, and this woman is washing her hands. I say, "My crown broke, do you think I should keep it?" And then I showed it to her. OMG! I am surprised she didn't back away slowly.
When was telling my youngest daughter about this she said, "Didn't you think maybe that would be gross to someone?" I said, "Oh yeah, after I said it." But then what do you do? The woman was dressed in a dress with a trench coat over it and heels. I'm sure she was a lot more sophisticated than the crazy, redneck lady showing off her broken tooth to strangers.
But my real question is... Do I confess to the dentist that I was eating Milk Duds?